~i'M ReNovAtIng
And mAkIng my hUmblE hOmE prEtty~

Ok, I knOw thAt yOU gUys ArE ExpEctIng A lIttlE mOrE thAn THIS OUt Of mE, And tO bE pErfEctly hOnEst, I'm AlsO ExpEctIng fAr mUch mOre thAn thIs OUt Of dEAr mE, bUt plEAsE dOn't gEt tOO UpsEt; thErE's nO nEEd tO jUmp OUt Of thE wIndOw (I knOw yOU pEOplE hAvE a strAngE hAbIt Of dOIng thAt) jUst bEcAUsE yOU cAn't vIsIt my hOmEpAgE yEt. bUt I gUEss It's tImE thAt wE All lEArn tO bE pAtIEnt; thEy sAy It's A grEAt vIrtUE yOU knOw... And yOUr pAtIEncE wIll bE pAId Off, sO why nOt gIvE It A try hUh?

AnywAy, If yOU'vE sOmEhOw gOttEn hErE, thEn yOU'rE prObAbly my frIEnd, sO If yOU lAck thE AbOvEmEntIOnEd vIrtUE, jUst E-mAIl mE, hOw's thAt??

Well if you really are that patheticly desperate to get to my homepage (ie. you are serious about jumping out of that window, and taking me along with you for that matter...), you may want to try your luck, though I certainly hope you won't be that lucky of course. You see, when I don't want to let you visit my homepage at this point of time, there's a reason for it, and I've already told you that reason, maybe many times already. But if you're actually able to read this fine print, (or if you've discovered that simple but smart way that I know to "magnify" the words, which you most probably have done so already) then you must have pretty sharp eyes and intact cerebral hemispheres, making you worthy of being the first few to visit my homepage. However, all brains and no brawns will get you nowhere, and it's moments like this when you really wonder if you should believe in luck (if you haven't already done so) because when faced with such a huge choice of different links and with only one which is the correct one, I think you need to depend on it a lot. Of course, there's always patience, but then I understand perfectly that it will definitely drive most people crazy, (that's why I put this section up in the first place,) sitting in front of your computer screen and trying out every single link, and watching your futile attempts paid off in the resulting attractive and informative webpages telling you that the link you chose does not exist. As a matter of fact, if you do not go mad after going through all these, it will only go to show that you already have. Also, I feel that it is my responsibility to warn you that you should get yourself insured before you start trying to find the correct link in this mess; you poor index finger may well require and operation after you're done. Of course, being such an unpredictable person, the file name which I saved the index page under may be anything at all! So I suggest you go through the lot one by one and not just pick those which look promising, so as not to miss it. Well then, the URL of the homepage is hidden somewhere here, so take your time, restrain that terrible urge to jump out of the window, (once again I emphasize, if you really can't control yourself, come look for me,) and have loads of fun!!